[Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are waiting for Kakashi sensei...]
[Suddenly Kakashi appears]
Kakashi: Hey guys, good morning!
Naruto, Sakura: YOUíRE LATE!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashiís excusion: Sorry, a black cat crossed my path, and...
[Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke look VERY angry]
Kakashi: Oh, well....
Kakashi: Ok, itís set for noon!... your task for today is to take these two bells from me before noon. Those who cannot get a bell by noon get no lunch! Iíll not only tie you to one of those posts, but Iíll eat right in front of you.
Sasuke (thinks): So telling us not to eat breakfast...
Sakura (thinks): ... was for this.
Sakura: But, hold on, why are there only two bells?
Kakashi (smiling): Because there are two, one of you will definitely be tied to a post. And that person fails. So at least one of you will be sent back to the academy. It might be just one, but it could be all three. You can even use your shurikens (= throwing star). You wonít be able to get it unless you come at me with killer intent.
Sakura: But youíll be in danger, Sensei!!
Naruto: Yeah, yeah, you couldnít even dodge a blackboard eraser! Kakashi: In the real world those with the least talent often barks the loudest. Well, ignore Mr. Dead
Last. And start when I say...
[Naruto gets VERY angry and attacks Kakashi; Kakashi suddenly is behind Naruto]
Sakura:Huh?
Kakashi: Slow down... I havenít said "start" yet.
Sakura: Hey, what are you doing, Naruto?... Aaah!
Naruto: Itís his fault for being late.
Sakura: Geez... Iím not involved.
Inner Saukra: Actually, I like this kind of thing.
Sasuke: Like a jounin is going to fall for such a simple booby trap...
Sakura: Yeah, yeah! Naruto, you are so stup...
[Kakashi enters the room...]
Naruto: You fell for it! You fell for it!
Sakura: I...Iím so sorry, Sensei! I tried to stop him, but Naruto-kun was...
Inner Sakura:OKAY!!
Sasuke (thinks): Seriously? Heís a jounin?
Kakashi: Hmm, how shall I say this? My first impression is.... well, I donít like you guys!
